Monday, November 30, 2015
When in public I had to wear shirt that said "I am a Chronic Masturbator" in big letters.
Every time we stopped I had to go into the store wearing that shirt. If anybody asked about it or commented on the shirt I had to tell them that it was the absolute truth and admit how much I masturbate, including that before I got out of the parking lot I would be masturbating again. Most people, if they even noticed, would just smile at me. There were a few that did ask about it and they were mostly amused by my answer.