Monday, January 4, 2016

Enjoy some jerk material!!!


3 comments:

  1. Ha!
    I love that second photo.
    Seriously, bro...
    Masturbation is a mortal sin,
    worthy of the Abyss o'Misery.

    Lissen to wisdom, earthling:
    1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, thus, everyone of U.S. has an indelible soul.
    While the body rots in the grave,
    the soul rises to meet their Maker.
    Thus, Death, Judgement,Heaven or Hell await U.S. all.
    And dats da fak, Jak.
    What we all should be thinking abouteveryday in this finite existenceor at leeest in the back of our minds...yet, how many actually do?How many expect Jesus to have mercy on them when they worship the whorizontaland croak expecting Seventh-Heaven??

    Precisely why Im here:
    many of U.S. have completely forgotten our morality and mortality.
    Lissen to wisdom, earthling:
    this finite existence is only a test,
    which Almighty God has produced to see
    if we mortals have the kohoneys to reach Seventh-Heaven.

    God bless your indelible soul.

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  2. Ha!
    I love that second photo.
    Seriously, bro...
    Masturbation is a mortal sin,
    worthy of the Abyss o'Misery.

    Lissen to wisdom, earthling:
    1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, thus, everyone of U.S. has an indelible soul.
    While the body rots in the grave,
    the soul rises to meet their Maker.
    Thus, Death, Judgement,Heaven or Hell await U.S. all.
    And dats da fak, Jak.
    What we all should be thinking abouteveryday in this finite existenceor at leeest in the back of our minds...yet, how many actually do?How many expect Jesus to have mercy on them when they worship the whorizontaland croak expecting Seventh-Heaven??

    Precisely why Im here:
    many of U.S. have completely forgotten our morality and mortality.
    Lissen to wisdom, earthling:
    this finite existence is only a test,
    which Almighty God has produced to see
    if we mortals have the kohoneys to reach Seventh-Heaven.

    God bless your indelible soul.

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    1. Really??? Masturbation is a mortal sin??? Can you prove that "god" doesn't want me to masturbate?? If he created me with a hand that perfectly wraps around my cock, which is in the perfect place for stroking, how can anyone conclude that I am not supposed to stroke it. Perhaps if he didn't want me to play with it, he would have put it in the middle of my back were I couldn't reach it... If you don't want to masturbate, for whatever reason, then don't.. But you are fucking bat shit crazy if you think your superstitions and/or tribal lore are going to keep me from being a chronic, constant, compulsive masturbator.... Perhaps if you beat your meat once in while you wouldn't be so fucking uptight.... just saying.....

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