Monday, November 30, 2015

When in public I had to wear shirt that said "I am a Chronic Masturbator" in big letters.

Every time we stopped I had to go into the store wearing that shirt. If anybody asked about it or commented on the shirt I had to tell them that it was the absolute truth and admit how much I masturbate, including that before I got out of the parking lot I would be masturbating again. Most people, if they even noticed, would just smile at me. There were a few that did ask about it and they were mostly amused by my answer.

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  1. when I was marr ied to a hot wife, she use to tell her many lovers and every body about my chronic, constant, masturbation. \\i didn't mind, to be known increased my daily hours of solo sex. john chelozzi

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